Death From Above T-Shirt

Oh wow, another t-shirt that’s totally gonna change your life. Soft and lightweight? You don’t say! And it stretches just right, like your grandma’s yoga pants. Comfortable and flattering for everyone, because why not?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (like that matters)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) – because we’re all scientists here
• Pre-shrunk fabric, so it won’t fit your dog after one wash
• Side-seamed construction – apparently, that’s important
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – because your shoulders deserve the best
• Sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US – a global t-shirt, just for you

Oh, you wanted it fast? Well, guess what—this product is made just for you the second you hit “buy now.” That’s why it takes a bit longer to show up at your doorstep. We’re not mass-producing this stuff, okay? We’re saving the planet one slow order at a time. So, kudos to you for being so eco-conscious and patient.